Sunday, February 06, 2005

hell yea, dats f***in chio

hello peepx. i got lots of shit to tok abt. donnoe why oso. so dis post will be loooooooooooongg.

firstly, my msn prob is still dere... can ani of e resident team-x comp hacks such as jian and chee help me wif dis? it seems to only happen to my accnt. my sis still can use msn on their accnts... help kwik pls!
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secondly, the car is damn chio man. altho the woman in the popup is quite scantily clad, which is so hurtful for my eyes. i bet teo went lookin for the zabo den accidentally saw the car un... tsky
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anw, abt odac nite hike. it was damn roxxos. i met at 430 wif my grpmates to hav dinner at yoshi and den went to buy mueslis and chipsahoy. sky was mad. at firz damn blq and threatenin to rain, but aft dinner begun to clear. we were given litesticks as lite sources. which realli sux bcos u noe how litesticks r useless for readin maps. but luckily we had pro fones such as mine and darren's and eli's which photolights and such provided damn shen lightin. we started off at specs gal when i soon gain a rept for bein 'gay' bcos i was huggin taoni durin photo takin and i was skippin on my wae out of the sch :D. thx to gerald looi who helped us open the rubbish gate so we donnid walk un big rnd. when we got into the boardwalk and dirt track in macritchie became quite dark. we sang songs to pass the time. and got spastic pple lyk haoyi and hongchew singin 'yue liang dai biao wo de xin' or smth lyk dat at the baq. but when we neared sicc, got some wanker ranger caught us aft we made a wrong turn and forced us to turn baq to the main rd and go to bukit timah via main rds instead of thru the reserve, bcos we will 'disturb the wildlife'. dammit. stoopid idiot. in the end we had to make a damn BIG detour to get to our checkpt. i suggested taupokin the ranger but we scared tml entire rjodac get hauled in by police. :P anw while walkin down the island club road i began to skip again and now in diff ways such as turnin rnd and rnd and wif hand swings oso, accompanied by haoyi singin sum skippin song. reached the modified firz checkpt and eli started to teach us how to tell north wif orion's belt. damn shen. but i was too blind most of the time too spot the fainter stars bcos i wasnt wearin specs. aft dis part was the long stretch of thomson rd, den lornie rd and den sime road. we did stuff lyk countin lamp posts and learn the odac song to pass the time. anw, sime road had lots of graves all along one of its side and was quite eerie. den tao told us dat one of the 'incredible tales' on ch5 was filmed dere. so quite creepy. den aft tt walked down dunearn rd pass njc nygh and alot of beeeeeeg hses to reach kingalbertpark. one of the hse was so big tt it took up the entire block of street and it had lyk donnoe how many cars, all under cover in its driveway. blardi hell. muz go rob dem somedae. aft kap was up a mountainbikin trail which was realli cool bcos its damn dark and so we cld see the stars damn clearly. damn freakin nice. the trail sort of connected to the nxt checkpt as we followed dirt tracks all the way to zhenghua flyovr and den towards sum funny flyover wif sensor controlled lighting. quite pro. went into sum dirt track which leads to mandai and was quite deserted. vera pointed us to sum green carpets which looks lyk coffins in the dark. walked more and more and more and more. the nxt checkpt was beside sum makeshift workers quarters i tink. sat down and got an ant bite at my inner thigh which was alr hurtin frm the rash frm the sweat and abrasion of walkin. so it hurted lyk hell. aft dis was the start of a mad hike down mandai rd. which is insanely long. donnoe hu was the idiot hu designed it. at least break up into few rd names lar. won make us feel so demoralised. anw was almost slpwalkin for a bit of the time on mandai rd. but aft tt slpwalkin part i bcame damn alert liao. aft mandai rd was another dammmn gj upp thomson rd. it is almost as long. but wif much less bus stops in btw so it makes u feel even more demoralised bcos no busstops to rest at. so we ended up in sch at abt 745 i tink. almost 1hr behind our target. but anw BANANAS were movin at damn fast pace. caught up wif SPASTICS on the wae baq. GJ BANANAS!!! got the odac shirt aft tt and den went to eat prata at the prata hse aft tt wif tao vera clara hongchew joel shingchee where the worker was damn funny and irritatin all at once. went home and slept almost immediately. damn gd experience. i wanna do it again!!! odac roxxos. but dis brins me to my nxt topic.
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my parents are complainin tt odac takes up too much time. and it doesnt giv gd pearls too. wad shld i do? and cannot join council oso. why is pearls so guai lan. some un shld go fuk the moe bastard hu thot of dis lousy system. it so obv discriminates against ccas which lack competitions. hasnt sum moe officials hav heard enuff complaints abt pearls to start doin sumtin abt it?
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anw, i saw dis article in the 'urban' pullout frm the straits times on 3rd Feb:

'O Hear Ye, My Ode to Singles' by Tan Yek Keak

"If I hear the words "Valentine's Day" one more time, I'll reach for my fly swatter.

"Actually, this feeling isn't very original.

"Many years ago, in days even darker then Valentine's Day, Joesph Goebbels, Hitler's talkative propaganda minister, reputedly declared, "When I hear the word 'culture', I reach for my revolver".

"Now, Valentine's Day has little to do with culture, much less a revolver or a fly swatter, but the Nazis do have one up on me when it comes to love.

"In my futile, most despairing moments, alone and bitter in the bunker that is my toilet, I'm always reminded that even Hitler had a girlfriend.

"I feel so jealous about that and about everyone else holding hands with everyone else that I become as rational and as calm as Arsene Wenger on a date with Alex Ferguson.

"Oh Valentine's Day, Oh Day of Love, Oh VD, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways, as I plead this sonnet of the unloved.

"Firstly, stop pestering me. Stop coming into my space, getting into my face, barging into my misery by sending one of your pesky angels of love and crass commercialism to thrust the reddest of roses in my direction on Orchard Road.

"Your rose is delightful, I must say, and so de-lovely, but it only makes me feel so de-lousy.

"Because, as your advocates wade into me, exhorting me to spend exorbitantly on something that will die the day after tomorrow, I have no one to give the flower to, except the old gardener at Botanic Gardens.

"Know this VD, while you OD (overdose), I'm DD (desperately despondent) being WD (without date) over here in my HDB.

"Secondly, stop judging me. Stop thinking that I don't count as two persons. Stop favouring the twosome over the lonesome just because I'm walking by myself, talking to myself, and occasionally, when the TV's on and the couch is empty, enjoying my own company.

"I've seen your contempt for folks like me.

"I've seen the way Taufik and Sylvester hang out together.

"But I am the same as everybody else, worthy of the jollies, the follies and the freebies of life.

"If you prick me, do I not bleed? If you fine me, do I not pay? If you catch me with an illegal DVD, do I not run like hell?

"Thirdly, stop mocking me. Stop filling the air with your chirpy optimism and wild romantic notion that love conquers all, people stay together happily ever after or that Michael Jackson will one day favour grown-ups over children.

"I may be stupid, but I'm not foolish.

"I've seen the lies, I've witnesses the fallout, I've been in the morning after, and yes, I also saw Desperate Housewives on Monday.

"I know that nothing, except my bills and Bill Gates' bank interest, goes on forever.

"Despite all this, despite all I've ranted, I need to clarify.

"VD, Oh Special Day, do not give up on me.

"I am not a lost cause. I am not Game Over. I still believe in love.

"I still believe in that feeling, that emotion, that wonderment so pure and so pristine even mineral water with soap and industrial-grade detergent couldn't wash off.

"I look for the joy in whispering sweet nothings to a beautiful sweet nothing.

"I look for the happiness that partnership brings.

"I'm lookinbg for someone to share my life, my world, my pain and most of all, my bills.

"In the meantime though, while I'm adding up yesterday's loneliness, Valentine's Day, stay away from me."

cool article rite? :) can totally identify wif the author..
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i'm lyk quite sad now bcos im stuck to playin fm for the entire dae and msn is not v convenient for me to use now. shit. n i wan to plae soccer...

v long post hor. sorry for ur eyes if u actualli read until here. bb

takugo spoke at 5:28 PM

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