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Tuesday, October 31, 2006 sighzstanford essays are not easy at all man =( and im gonna crash into the deadline!!! >< argh its so close!!! no time!!anyway i was so sad when i found out smth from my parents.. my granddad had an option to buy a property in serangoon gardens, somewhere near chomp chomp last time long long ago. it wld have cost about 30k or smth? and they opted to buy this 3-room flat and lived there ever since. IMAGINE!! i could have been growing up with a GARDEN! with STAIRCASES!! with a compound for me to run around and be the innocent little kid i was!!! and its like near chompchomp!!! wth!! andd, whats more, my parents could have bought a mansionette across the street when they registered for a hdb flat. but NO! they chose this four-roomer instead! no gardens but i could at least have a STAIRCASE!!! how cool is that la!? so much bigger and nicer lor. and the property value would be so much better also.. haiz is my family cursed to always make stupidstupidSTUPID property decisions?! anyway, i want to move out next time. of course i would be back in singapore cos i LOVE SINGAPORE!!! <333 =) all the successful propaganda has made me love singapore alot and im not ashamed of it =) anyways, i want to move out with friends next time!! so im officially advertising now for roommates!!! i can even let you read the note that im writing to my future roommate under one of the stanford essays. theres this cool place, College Green. its beside adams food centre and one of our sch's pe teacher lives there with roommates. wah its really damn cool and according to him its pretty worth it oso. so anybody interested?? ok back to essays. takugo spoke at 9:23 PM *** Friday, October 27, 2006 cool vidif you just see a white screen click on it, the vid will appearits well worth the wait lah teo spoke at 8:24 PM *** Wednesday, October 25, 2006 Rhino gets amorous with carThursday, April 22, 2004 Posted: 9:16 AMLONDON, England (Reuters) -- A rampant rhinoceros gave a group of visitors a glimpse of nature in the raw at a British safari park when he tried to have sex with their car. Sharka, a two-ton white rhino, got amorous with Dave Alsop's car when he stopped with three friends to take pictures of the animal mating with his partner Trixie at the West Midland Safari Park. The 12-year-old rhino tried to mount the Renault Laguna from the side, denting the doors and ripping off the wing mirrors before Dave drove away with a puffing Sharka in pursuit. "He was a big boy and obviously aroused," Alsop told the Sun newspaper on Thursday. "He sidled up against us. The next thing I know he's banging away at the car and it's rocking like hell." A spokeswoman for the park, which says "rhinos are not particularly intelligent animals" on its Web site, said Sharka was a hit with the female rhinos and had fathered two calves in the last five years. "He's got a bit of a reputation this lad and he was obviously at it again," she added. wtf? teo spoke at 8:54 PM *** Tuesday, October 24, 2006 off the rj website11 Oct 2006More than 1000 awards presented at RJC Farewell Assembly ... Wang Ch*n Wei was awarded the Kripalani Arts Award for having contributed to the development of one or more areas of creative activities, namely the Chinese Orchestra, and for exhibiting leadership ability. okay, now that's interesting. teo spoke at 5:41 PM *** Saturday, October 21, 2006 im sort of in the middle of writing my essay for stanford apps. sort of in the middle cos im really at the very very very beginning with no work done at all. force x distance = 0!!! no work done!! force must be in perpendicular distance to direction of movement!! rarrrr damn sad man. that i cant think of and put down clearly what has been meaningful to me.. takugo spoke at 10:42 PM *** Friday, October 20, 2006 CHEESIONGas i am bored (which is no good cos i shld be studying) and i think everybody else is bored too, i shall post a series of writeups on our dear teamx-ians. first up is none other than our resident clown/chicken/camel/goldfish/owl/dog/homersimpson...Name: Lim Chee Siong Nicknames: Chees, Cheesie, Cheesecakechee, ahgou, breastist, doggylollipop, dog, etc etc etc etc etc Number: 21 (yes what kind of fei number is this?) Top 10 claim to fame: 1) Having the biggest eyes in the world 2) Having the puffiest cheeks in the world 3) Having the lowest IQ in the world (Disputed with chiang) 4) Gave birth to a baby with amos 5) Scored many OGs as the moorhouse keep 6) Saved by strengthofthousandbulls-bonks during a stupid stunt 7) Lost and promptly found his pair of pants 8) Getting owned by the Emaths paper 1 9) Supporting noob epl teams 10) Realizing sexual maturity in jc Many people wonder, what happened to cheesiong? how did he end up looking like he does? did he go for cosmetic surgery?  Cheesiong says "NO!" yup its not. cheesiongs cheeks and eyes and whatever else is indeed au naturel, as difficult as it is to believe. he is able to achieve his good complexion and looks due to proper care. cheesiong is of cos very vain in secret, wearing accessories to decorate his round puffy face  the effects of viagra is also supposedly great for the skin. somehow..  as such, he has barely changed since when he was a kid! from this,  . . to this,  NO DIFFERENCE! equally stupid looking cheesiong also likes to take photos with his brothers. like this,  and this (all look exactly the same rite),  and he becomes disoriented when chiang is not by his side.. (forlornly staring into space)  even though cheesiong is very good at looking cute and having nice cheeks to pinch,  we all wish he would play soccer better and not be so stupid on the pitch everytime. if only our cheeseman can be like this cheeseman  finishing 20, dribbling 18, flair 20, off the ball 20.. maybe need matthewleehao to join forces with him first.  okie cheesiong says stop. thats the end. okie goodluck to cheesiong in bmt. cos he wants to go ocs. and me pong him amos lowell kenny all going same date and time. pro. wah this takes damn long man. wasted all my time. tink i'll make one every 2/3 weeks.. see i how nice i say i wldnt upload the homer pic and i didnt. k bbye ahgou.... =) takugo spoke at 12:56 AM *** nsnsnsnsnsnsyesterday. hearing so many people tell me of their enlistment dates and timings make me so sad cos i thot i was still a particularsnotfound. then i came home and there was only this stupid letter from ntu asking u to not be stressed when taking a levels. then i search online for like 30minutes till i finally hit upon it! Good morning. Your enlistment date is on 11-Jan-2007. Your reporting unit is TRAINING LIST BASIC MILITARY TRAINING CENTRE SCHOOL 2. wah then i felt so relieved. im not a ns reject! which wld be sad. so now im going in with pong cheese kenny lowell and awas. budden teo come and say this is not how the platoon will be like. so yea.. huanna so have to celebrate your birthday like few days earlier plskthx. if not we can always strip you at tekong and throw you into the sea to celebrate instead. army is so exciting dont you think? =D oh oh i shall start my another post.. btw can the person who put the tagboard here put a new one? instead of the cpanel shittakugo spoke at 12:38 AM *** Friday, October 13, 2006 i'm really back and i'm gonna start posting regularly!!tt was the same title of a post that was dated may 20, 2006 and authored by me. and teo kindly reminded me of its existence and the significance of the message, that im suppose to post regularly.don blame me! blame useless fools like ahgou who dont blog!!! (and moski and leehao who said they were going to come on last sat to play soccer but dont) tml got sat ii. buay ta han.. 3 hours of sianness. shall try to cheat wif ahgou and pong by asking them their answers. this reminds me of another act of dishonesty by cheesey - the person who proudly proclaims that his music downloads are legal until the bands complain, and boasts of his funny downloaded cartoons called big man or some shit. lets hope ahgou doesnt get caught before he applies for scholarships. or maybe lets hope he does. and boys watch out. if you find out that you are entering army from mar-jun, subscribe to as many religions and possible and pray hard that you dont end up in same platoon as yabbie or mike. IF you find out that you are entering army frm jan-mar, subscribe to as many religions and possible and pray hard that you dont end up in same platoon as cheesiong the aspiring officer cadet. either ways, when you pass by the admin office or whatever, say hi to mr wong jenhan our friendly neighbourhood clerk. anwaes, i think i would make a v bad superhero. i was watching smallville and have been cursing clark kent for the past few episodes for refusing to tell lana the truth for his stupid reasons. how do you tell kristin kreuk in the eye that you dont love her. wtf. stupid superheroics and goodliness. lucky i don have super powers if not i'll be a supervillian or one of those noobcakes who do stupid stuff unintentionally. of cos that also means i wont be able to meet any of those hot girls in stories like lana lang which is quite sad. so i would open a monastery when i grow old, if not for the fact that i wont eat veggies.. maybe a monastery which eats meat, den huanna and pong can join me. ok i've done my part and posted. and of cos everybody will start following and posting much much more regularly, just like me =) and just like mr george yeo too. takugo spoke at 11:19 PM *** Saturday, October 07, 2006 An older married couple was sitting on their porch swing one afternoon. Suddenly, the old woman hauls off and slaps the old man's face nearly knocking him out of the swing. He said, "What was that for???" She replied, "For being a lousy lover for 45 years!!" He sat quietly for a moment and then suddenly slapped the old woman nearly knocking her out of the porch swing. The old woman said, "What was THAT for?" The old man replied, "That is for know the DIFFERENCE!!" Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation. "Father!" she cried, "just WAIT until you hear this!" The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, " Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?" "Well, father" the nun began, "I was just walking down the hall to the chapel and I heard some of the older boys wagering money!" "A serious infraction, indeed!" said the priest. "But that's not what has me so excited, father" replied the nun, "it was WHAT they were wagering ON! They had wagered on a contest to see who could urinate the highest on the wall!!" "What an incredible wager!" exclaimed the priest, "What did you do?" "Well, I hit the CEILING, father." "How much did you win?" A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims. "Good," she replies. "Get your own blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted. A couple are lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says, "I'll miss you." First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?" Sarah says, "I played in the sand box." The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie." She does and gets a cookie. The teacher asks Morris what he did at recess. Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box." The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie." Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess. He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me." The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie." teo spoke at 9:42 PM *** Actual Courtroom QuotesATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan. ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty year old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty . ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Would you repeat the question? ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: You really need to ask????? ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What School did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Huh? And this is the best of the bunch.... ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere! teo spoke at 9:28 PM *** Tuesday, October 03, 2006 To allow for some refreshing change of reading materials for whoever may still come: Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. -Oscar Wilde In separate news, we are playing soccer this saturday 7/10. at astro. usualtime. meaning 8 for everybody, 7 for leehao/huanna if you guys coming takugo spoke at 12:53 AM *** |
 Team X: [ 1 ] moski [ 4 ] yehmin [ 5 ] takugo [ 6 ] bryant [ 7 ] shawn [ 8 ] teo [ 9 ] huanna [10] joshua [11] leehu [19] yorke [21] chee
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