Friday, October 20, 2006

CHEESIONG

as i am bored (which is no good cos i shld be studying) and i think everybody else is bored too, i shall post a series of writeups on our dear teamx-ians. first up is none other than our resident clown/chicken/camel/goldfish/owl/dog/homersimpson...


Name: Lim Chee Siong

Nicknames: Chees, Cheesie, Cheesecakechee, ahgou, breastist, doggylollipop, dog, etc etc etc etc etc

Number: 21 (yes what kind of fei number is this?)

Top 10 claim to fame:
1) Having the biggest eyes in the world
2) Having the puffiest cheeks in the world
3) Having the lowest IQ in the world (Disputed with chiang)
4) Gave birth to a baby with amos
5) Scored many OGs as the moorhouse keep
6) Saved by strengthofthousandbulls-bonks during a stupid stunt
7) Lost and promptly found his pair of pants
8) Getting owned by the Emaths paper 1
9) Supporting noob epl teams
10) Realizing sexual maturity in jc

Many people wonder, what happened to cheesiong? how did he end up looking like he does?
did he go for cosmetic surgery?

Cheesiong says "NO!"

yup its not. cheesiongs cheeks and eyes and whatever else is indeed au naturel, as difficult as it is to believe. he is able to achieve his good complexion and looks due to proper care. cheesiong is of cos very vain in secret, wearing accessories to decorate his round puffy face


the effects of viagra is also supposedly great for the skin. somehow..



as such, he has barely changed since when he was a kid!
from this,

.
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to this,


NO DIFFERENCE! equally stupid looking


cheesiong also likes to take photos with his brothers.

like this,


and this (all look exactly the same rite),


and he becomes disoriented when chiang is not by his side.. (forlornly staring into space)


even though cheesiong is very good at looking cute and having nice cheeks to pinch,


we all wish he would play soccer better and not be so stupid on the pitch everytime.

if only our cheeseman can be like this cheeseman

finishing 20, dribbling 18, flair 20, off the ball 20..

maybe need matthewleehao to join forces with him first.



okie cheesiong says stop. thats the end. okie goodluck to cheesiong in bmt. cos he wants to go ocs. and me pong him amos lowell kenny all going same date and time. pro.

wah this takes damn long man. wasted all my time. tink i'll make one every 2/3 weeks..

see i how nice i say i wldnt upload the homer pic and i didnt.
k bbye ahgou.... =)

takugo spoke at 12:56 AM

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